I went out in search of lunch, snacks, and bottled water for tomorrow. Didn't walk even thirty minutes total, according to my pedometer. Lunch was kimchi-jjigae from a dead-looking restaurant down the street. Obtaining lunch was a bit surreal. Here's how that went down.
It was 2 p.m. I poked in, saw no one, and was walking out when an older lady from a different restaurant saw me, hobbled over, and asked what I wanted. "Lunch," I said with Schwarzeneggerian terseness. The lady said that the restaurant owner had told her she was on her way back, so I should hold on a few minutes. I did so. The owner finally appeared, asking, "어떻게 오셨어요?", which basically means, "Why have you come?" A bit annoyed by such an obvious question, I tersely replied, "To eat." I mean, why the fuck does anyone visit a restaurant? To evaluate the wallpaper? The lady was relentless in her obtuseness, though: "To eat lunch?" she asked. I was tempted to stare balefully at her in reply, but I simply said yes.
While she led me back into her establishment, she asked over her shoulder, "What would you like to order?" I said I wanted the kimchi-jjigae. "Are you sure you don't want the dwoenjang-jjigae?" she asked. I said I was sure. "Because the kimchi's kind of sour," she said. I told her that that would be fine.
The restaurant was designed to host groups of people: instead of being a single, huge space with lots of tables, the place was divided into small rooms with sliding doors. The lady showed me to one such room; I took off my shoes and went inside. As I suspected she would do, the lady asked me to pay first, so I gave her W8000 in cash. She took my money, then went to the kitchen and set about making my lunch. My room had a couple flies in it; I knew they'd be trouble once the food arrived.
The lady eventually reappeared with an impressive spread. She briskly told me I could just eat and leave since I'd already paid. I thanked her, and she basically left the restaurant. I never saw her again. Two ancient people shuffled into the empty restaurant while I was eating, calling out for someone; I had to tell them, awkwardly, that no one was here except me. Aside from those intrusions, it was just me, my meal, and those damn flies. The food was good; the flies were annoying. I managed to kill one, but not the other two. I should have brought my little hairspray bottle with me.
After that weird, quiet, David Lynch-style lunch, I wandered over to the local bridge, took a photo or two, meowed randomly at a cat on the street, then went to an ancient mart in which sat the same ancient lady whom I'd seen last year and three years ago. I bought my water bottles and snacks, telling the old lady thanks; she quietly chuckled and replied, "No, I thank you."
So here are a few pics from today.
2 comments:
"This pair is on its last legs, I think." very punny!
....aaaaaaaand....isn't kimchi meant to be...er...ummm... sour?
-Micah
Well, yeah, but there's sour, and then there's sour. To be honest, I'm not sure whether overly sour kimchi comes from over-fermentation or under-fermentation. Kimchi does have a sort of peak ripeness.
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